A satirical look at the world of NASCAR, all made up just for kicks…
NASCAR Fans Thrilled by Kasey Kahne’s Return, Devastated to Learn It Was Just AI Avatar With Perfect Hair
With Arms Wide Open: Is Joey Logano Secretly the Fifth Member of Creed?
An Exclusive Investigation by a Guy Who Knows a Guy Who Once Changed Tires for Puddle of Mudd. MORE->
Kyle Larson Sparks Fan Frenzy With Cryptic Tweet That Could Tease Major Change
In a stunning late-night post that sent the NASCAR Twittersphere into DEFCON 2, Kyle Larson tweeted the following on Monday:
“Let’s get it.” MORE->
Denny Hamlin Breaks Silence On Retirement After Finishing Second at Bristol
The NASCAR world exploded Saturday night as Denny Hamlin finally addressed the whispers swirling around his future in the sport after a completely average finish at Bristol. Fans have been speculating for weeks — would he retire? Would he not? Would he go full-time in pickleball? MORE->
Ty Gibbs Seen Reading a Book — Is He Turning on the Family?
It started like any other race weekend. Haulers rolled in, crews prepped tires, and somewhere, Denny Hamlin was explaining aerodynamics to a sandwich…MORE->
Ryan Blaney’s New Hat Could Be a Signal to the Deep Garage
Ryan Blaney, 2023 Cup Series champ, beloved meme king, and fully grown man who collects Star Wars action figures unironically, showed up to the track this week in something no one saw coming: a hat…MORE->
Dale Jr. Admits He’s Been Quoting Hoobastank This Whole Time
After years of speculation, eyebrow raises, and cryptic podcast slips, Dale Earnhardt Jr. finally confirmed what many feared but few dared say aloud: he’s been quoting Hoobastank lyrics in interviews for nearly two decades. MORE->