Dear Danica

DOVER, DE - SEPTEMBER 29: Danica Patrick, driver of the #7 GoDaddy.com Chevrolet, talks to Ricky Stenhouse Jr., driver of the #6 Cargill/Rancher's Reserve Ford, on the grid during qualifying for the NASCAR Nationwide Series OneMain Financial 200 at Dover International Speedway on September 29, 2012 in Dover, Delaware. (Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR)
DOVER, DE - SEPTEMBER 29:  Danica Patrick, driver of the #7 GoDaddy.com Chevrolet, talks to Ricky Stenhouse Jr., driver of the #6 Cargill/Rancher's Reserve Ford, on the grid during qualifying for the NASCAR Nationwide Series OneMain Financial 200 at Dover International Speedway on September 29, 2012 in Dover, Delaware.  (Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR)
DOVER, DE – SEPTEMBER 29: Danica Patrick, driver of the #7 GoDaddy.com Chevrolet, talks to Ricky Stenhouse Jr., driver of the #6 Cargill/Rancher’s Reserve Ford, on the grid during qualifying for the NASCAR Nationwide Series OneMain Financial 200 at Dover International Speedway on September 29, 2012 in Dover, Delaware. (Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR)

Dear Danica: Since you continue to refuse to answer my phone calls, (I got your number off that TV commercial; that Dale Jr. what a kidder), I suppose penning a letter to you might get your attention.

Once the divorce was finalized I was hoping to win your affection. Alas however it would seem that your heart suddenly belongs to another.

Sure I understand there are differences: He’s young, and according to most women – at least those who are still warm that is- easy on the eyes. MORE>>>

Greg Engle
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Greg is a published award winning sportswriter who spent 23 years combined active and active reserve military service, much of that in and around the Special Operations community. Greg is the author of "The Nuts and Bolts of NASCAR: The Definitive Viewers' Guide to Big-Time Stock Car Auto Racing" and has been published in major publications across the country including the Los Angeles Times, the Cleveland Plain Dealer and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was also a contributor to Chicken Soup for the NASCAR Soul, published in 2010, and the Christmas edition in 2016. He wrote as the NASCAR, Formula 1, Auto Reviews and National Veterans Affairs Examiner for Examiner.com and has appeared on Fox News. He holds a BS degree in communications, a Masters degree in psychology and is currently a PhD candidate majoring in psychology. He is currently the weekend Motorsports Editor for Autoweek.